I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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