If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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