All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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