Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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