I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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