Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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