I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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