I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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