don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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