I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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