he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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