i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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