have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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