I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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