My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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