I wish I could teleport
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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