I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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