I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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