Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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