just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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