i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
this will be a night to untag.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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