At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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