It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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