yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
3pm strippers are depressing
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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