i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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