you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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