if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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