Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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