He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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