hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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