He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
