So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
