Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize