She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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