38 yer olds are good kisserssss
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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