I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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