i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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