He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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