Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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