Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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