fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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