): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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