D3 body, D1 cock
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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