Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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