I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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