You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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