dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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