Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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