the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize