were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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