One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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