Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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