Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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