i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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