you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
